What Have You Done For Me Lately?

As many expectant husbands or fathers probably know by now, there's no "one-upping" a pregnant lady.

The other evening, Leif and I were debating on which one of us should unload the dishwasher. Leif began listing all of the nice things he had done for me that day: drove me to work because of the snow and ice, folded the laundry, etc. He then looked at me and said "what have you done for me today?"

I looked at him, put a hand on my little baby belly, and said "I carried your child, that's what I did for you today."

Needless to say, Leif unloaded the dishwasher that night.